I Hike For Snacks T-shirt

The Gear That Barely Tries (So You Don't Have To)

🐻 Comfort Colors® 1717 - the good blank.
Heavyweight 6.1 oz ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed so it arrives already soft and lived-in. No stiff cardboard phase. No shrinking surprise after wash one.

🌲 Relaxed unisex fit
Cut roomy on purpose - weekend tee, not gym tee. Order your usual size for the fit in the photos. Between sizes, or want it oversized? Size up. Full measurements in the size chart above.

✏️ Original artwork, drawn by us
Not a design you'll find on ten other stores. Printed to order in the USA, so nothing sits in a warehouse getting old.

🥨 Holds up
Trails, laundry days, and being worn four days running because it became your favorite. That's the intended use case.

Keep your new favorite tee looking fresh and trail-ready with these simple care tips:

• Cold water only - hot water is for overachievers

• Turn it inside out - protect that graphic you're gonna wear until it falls apart

• Gentle detergent, no bleach, no fabric softener - this garment-dyed cotton is chill; keep it that way

• First wash might bleed a little - separate it from your fancy stuff, just once

• Hang dry if you can - air drying = more time for snacks. Dryer person? Tumble dry low and take it out promptly, unless wrinkles are your aesthetic

• Ironing? You own an iron? Impressive. Just keep it off the graphic - inside out or use a pressing cloth

Follow these and this shirt will outlast most of your hobbies.

Good Things Take Time (But Not Too Much)

Free US shipping on orders over $50 - because two shirts are better than one, and we both know it.

Every shirt is printed just for you within 2–5 business days (made to order means no warehouse full of forgotten tees). Once it ships, USPS takes it from there - usually 2–5 days more. Track it obsessively or forget it exists until it's a nice surprise; the club supports both lifestyles.

Returns: The "Something Went Wrong" Policy

We want you to love your gear. If something arrives damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we'll make it right - that's on us.

Here's the deal:

• Damaged or defective? Full refund or replacement, no questions asked
• Wrong size? Email us - we're not going to leave you hanging in a tent-sized tee
• You've got 30 days from purchase to reach out
• Item should be unused and in the condition you received it
• Email hello@barelyhikingclub.com - actual humans read every message

Policy subject to change, but we'll always keep it reasonable.